Friday, September 12, 2008

Alternative Lifestyle Rodents

Discussing a conversation at work with a co-worker about another co-worker:

P: So I told him to sprinkle raisins on her desk and tell her it's rat droppings.

Me: You should have him use chocolate sprinkles. She might actually believe it's droppings.

P: True. That wouldn't work with rainbow sprinkles.

(pause)

P: Well maybe if it was a Chelsea rat.

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